i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
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Ana, 19, London/Bristol.
My blog is quite a mess.
I mostly like funny shit and naked women, so expect some of that.
Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.
You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t
(via mythsandplacebos)
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
dad of the year
(Source: thighrabanks, via ladyamante)
“omg I had to reblog this”
“I tried so hard not to reblog this”
“omg I NEED this on my blog”
(via omgsogrungebbz)
- me: *backspaces*
- computer: goes back 5000 pages
- computer: reverses time
- computer: shows you the weather for 1492
Mosque destroyed in 'racist attack'
An Islamic centre in north London has been destroyed by a fire in an apparent racially motivated attack.
It is not yet known whether the Al-Rahma Islamic Centre, which is listed as a mosque, was set alight deliberately in the early hours.
However Met Police has confirmed the words EDL were sprayed onto the two-storey building in Muswell Hill.
“apparent racially motivated” nice one bbc
the fuck u think it is if EDL is sprayed on it a friendly hide and seek game? wtf
can we just flat out call it racially motivated? stop beating around the bush.
(Source: genderweed)
some kid walked up to me and asked if i wanted to buy some socks so i’m like motherfucker if you talk to me like that again i will staple your fucking dick to your face and then he called the police and i got arrested and i went to court for 6 months and got the death penalty and died
(Source: merzbildschwet, via santibronze)
