Ana, 19, London/Bristol. My blog is quite a mess. I mostly like funny shit and naked women, so expect some of that.Tumblr (3.0; @fortheshire)http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zealotarchaeologist.tumblr.com/post/52412341177">zealotarchaeologist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”</p> <p>it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud</p> </blockquote>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/53185891798http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/53185891798Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:55:31 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://30down30more.tumblr.com/post/52668206579/red-lipstick-makes-me-feel-like-i-could-cut-a">30down30more</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.</p> <p>You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t </p> </blockquote>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/53185747777http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/53185747777Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:50:39 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alwayzboredkid15.tumblr.com/post/53152037289/dad-spends-school-year-waving-at-bus-embarrassing-son">alwayzboredkid15</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vvntheshort.tumblr.com/post/49306447062/dad-spends-school-year-waving-at-bus-embarrassing-son">vvntheshort</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iswearimnotadumbblonde.tumblr.com/post/49208182671/dad-spends-school-year-waving-at-bus-embarrassing-son">iswearimnotadumbblonde</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://urethrafranklin.tumblr.com/post/6368357781">urethrafranklin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt1rCZEZ1qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt1w3DuL1qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt24dH3E1qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt2aqOjv1qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt2gL7fc1qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt2lVdA21qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt2rLPye1qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt2wqcYK1qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt33cR481qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt3csp861qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt3lSY7S1qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt3vh90J1qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt42VdDF1qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt4cJcKg1qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt4j5jy91qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt4olVyD1qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt4td1111qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt4yBYEI1qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt56YbR01qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt5azCMP1qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt5hKQ4d1qgsds4.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmjt5quHTz1qgsds4.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever</p> </blockquote> <p>If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid</p> </blockquote> <p>dad of the year</p> </blockquote>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/53185712908http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/53185712908Mon, 17 Jun 2013 05:49:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/495ff2e436aa66fcea91aa58b41be6e3/tumblr_mlj669bypR1qgh699o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52704127481http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52704127481Tue, 11 Jun 2013 08:41:37 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allofasuddencock.tumblr.com/post/51869726687/omg-i-had-to-reblog-this-i-tried-so-hard-not">allofasuddencock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“omg I had to reblog this” </p> <p>“I tried so hard not to reblog this”</p> <p>“omg I NEED this on my blog” </p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2a3da6a9b3a451bdf08de41fbf3f3b88/tumblr_inline_mnph2c7CFM1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52704115464http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52704115464Tue, 11 Jun 2013 08:41:18 -0400me: *backspaces*<br /> computer: goes back 5000 pages<br /> computer: reverses time<br /> computer: shows you the weather for 1492<br /> http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52554207827http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52554207827Sun, 09 Jun 2013 12:47:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d947d2ef822debbfdfa9c511342e3067/tumblr_mhwdyqarMX1rpwibgo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f77f08e955604610758e0a27645f0f4c/tumblr_mhwdyqarMX1rpwibgo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c6a9407322c7460918b82bf700727fa7/tumblr_mhwdyqarMX1rpwibgo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba0aab8432e913b87d5f213123de5e23/tumblr_mhwdyqarMX1rpwibgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/11998cd44c16413495975f3fded43252/tumblr_mhwdyqarMX1rpwibgo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f977dbe42d0e0b6dc304658c772452cf/tumblr_mhwdyqarMX1rpwibgo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b7f3d5b3dd0ebb1def8adee4b695415b/tumblr_mhwdyqarMX1rpwibgo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c04708f22544846d8208783aaf7c8297/tumblr_mhwdyqarMX1rpwibgo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4bafee6189325496dc24b4f19cde78a7/tumblr_mhwdyqarMX1rpwibgo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6965a4d133c4b89499d417a5ae622097/tumblr_mhwdyqarMX1rpwibgo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://s0mmerspr0ssen.tumblr.com/post/42573970158/for-his-recently-published-picture-book-freckles">s0mmerspr0ssen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="bigacontainer clear"> <div class="bigaimage">For his recently published picture book <em>Freckles</em> (Splice Pictures Publishing), the Swiss photographer <a href="http://retocaduff.com/">Reto Caduff</a> has taken pictures of freckled women all over Europe. His pictures prove: freckles are beautiful. Don’t hide yourself in the shade! I think what I love about this the most is the vast diversity of people who are blessed with freckles. <a href="http://www.zeit.de/lebensart/2012-08/fs-sommersprossen-2/seite-1">(x)</a></div> </div> </blockquote> <p></p>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52241698118http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52241698118Wed, 05 Jun 2013 16:10:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2fda122978cab53c9491e09065c5cce9/tumblr_mneuskNSQ11rb22koo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52240643208http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52240643208Wed, 05 Jun 2013 15:57:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyf689jGRX1qb6jigo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aintasuperhero.tumblr.com/post/16623708829/gordon-ramsey">aintasuperhero</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>don’t think there will ever be another news story with a title like that</p> </blockquote>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52227516296http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52227516296Wed, 05 Jun 2013 12:33:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ff5737653ad93a2e66219eec4e2630c/tumblr_mhobs8wF9k1r980gko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52227358289http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52227358289Wed, 05 Jun 2013 12:30:38 -0400<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-22785074">Mosque destroyed in 'racist attack'</a>: <p><a href="http://dapenguinninja.tumblr.com/post/52226587380/mosque-destroyed-in-racist-attack" class="tumblr_blog">dapenguinninja</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sa-ida.tumblr.com/post/52219667547">sa-ida</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christopium.tumblr.com/post/52219528454/mosque-destroyed-in-racist-attack">christopium</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p class="introduction">An Islamic centre in north London has been destroyed by a fire in an apparent racially motivated attack.</p> <p>It is not yet known whether the Al-Rahma Islamic Centre, which is listed as a mosque, was set alight deliberately in the early hours.</p> <p>However Met Police has confirmed the words EDL were sprayed onto the two-storey building in Muswell Hill.</p> </blockquote> <p>“apparent racially motivated” nice one bbc</p> </blockquote> <p>the fuck u think it is if EDL is sprayed on it a friendly hide and seek game? wtf</p> </blockquote> <p>can we just flat out call it racially motivated? stop beating around the bush.</p></blockquote>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52227317639http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52227317639Wed, 05 Jun 2013 12:29:58 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dysphoriadaughter.tumblr.com/post/27684173143/some-kid-walked-up-to-me-and-asked-if-i-wanted-to">dysphoriadaughter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>some kid walked up to me and asked if i wanted to buy some socks so i’m like motherfucker if you talk to me like that again i will staple your fucking dick to your face and then he called the police and i got arrested and i went to court for 6 months and got the death penalty and died</p> </blockquote>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52215374304http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52215374304Wed, 05 Jun 2013 08:11:55 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/66be251c8f163458b931de66fb899dd7/tumblr_mndz0e11Jk1qfwzeuo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/624ba4594d7e03383753af8c11818c3f/tumblr_mndz0e11Jk1qfwzeuo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/301fb7edd2f92b44b93d7c9349805fd5/tumblr_mndz0e11Jk1qfwzeuo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/31555420307da668ae319693df17a920/tumblr_mndz0e11Jk1qfwzeuo4_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e943e8d8b2f985404c9fcab0403df8e0/tumblr_mndz0e11Jk1qfwzeuo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5e5c2490df65fcc3ac969c81128e9ce3/tumblr_mndz0e11Jk1qfwzeuo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a282080fc2427908d3e96ef177cbbad8/tumblr_mndz0e11Jk1qfwzeuo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0a70e4afad4a5898f0e5b962127c0ce4/tumblr_mndz0e11Jk1qfwzeuo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51923d4aed993a85d55f24acbe4d33ec/tumblr_mndz0e11Jk1qfwzeuo9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6927c2a7070f0eb9182b50473ffe28c5/tumblr_mndz0e11Jk1qfwzeuo10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52214788885http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52214788885Wed, 05 Jun 2013 07:55:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8hz9lUHs21rbl2feo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52214782078http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52214782078Wed, 05 Jun 2013 07:55:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/919f90d002475bc9281755ea2f103cf9/tumblr_mjwogcxDYI1s6kxufo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52213295820http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52213295820Wed, 05 Jun 2013 07:06:58 -0400<p><a href="http://doyouknowswindon.tumblr.com/post/52211549657/pom-bear-do-you-ever-get-dressed-and-ready-and" class="tumblr_blog">doyouknowswindon</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pom-bear.tumblr.com/post/28626325063/do-you-ever-get-dressed-and-ready-and-feel-like">pom-bear</a><span>:</span></p> <blockquote> <p>Do you ever get dressed and ready and feel like you look super hot, then you go out in public and compare yourself to other people and you realize you are actually a potato </p> </blockquote></blockquote>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52211778004http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52211778004Wed, 05 Jun 2013 06:19:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c26f0a9ea611a3548410d2023661c491/tumblr_mnjct8DpOU1qhxkoyo6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f0a071d9d7cced6513da87a52c4e9c2/tumblr_mnjct8DpOU1qhxkoyo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/24dc9de9c69cf36c38849747e5accd59/tumblr_mnjct8DpOU1qhxkoyo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fc22164aad7cfbc8245ab35542a7c35/tumblr_mnjct8DpOU1qhxkoyo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef260f32c6a579dc6351d7118407fa69/tumblr_mnjct8DpOU1qhxkoyo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3879f5b5d6b714b7675be5906d10662b/tumblr_mnjct8DpOU1qhxkoyo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/20293e926987cd48cfa2224a0a112412/tumblr_mnjct8DpOU1qhxkoyo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2da9245e76023802f6a345eabdeb9ca/tumblr_mnjct8DpOU1qhxkoyo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dfcfabb57d1b667d1635e739a53bd938/tumblr_mnjct8DpOU1qhxkoyo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://stop-hodoring.tumblr.com/post/52152279244/whipsandchicks-bassoonrckr-all-the" class="tumblr_blog">stop-hodoring</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whipsandchicks.tumblr.com/post/51630134519/bassoonrckr-all-the-cousins-i-have-waited">whipsandchicks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bassoonrckr.tumblr.com/post/51605086709/all-the-cousins">bassoonrckr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>All the cousins. </p> </blockquote> <p>I have waited many moons for this post.</p> </blockquote> <p>The Italian one though</p></blockquote>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52152456790http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52152456790Tue, 04 Jun 2013 14:08:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6eb5e37da9fda4988ee14dab047a70ae/tumblr_mnndceQKEG1qdlh1io1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52151911150http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52151911150Tue, 04 Jun 2013 13:59:18 -0400<blockquote> <p><span>I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.</span></p> </blockquote>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52151865952http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52151865952Tue, 04 Jun 2013 13:58:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3f60a9aef193a843c96f9e883c244ba/tumblr_mmy84fOCEt1rwrx7po1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11f0e09ccf12b61561f4bd1c891ada8c/tumblr_mmy84fOCEt1rwrx7po2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e3dd31870eb1fafefc0c0977b8715795/tumblr_mmy84fOCEt1rwrx7po3_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c17065d8058a4181cadcd4c06a389bee/tumblr_mmy84fOCEt1rwrx7po4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/792738518cdacecf02f303d9b0ce78f2/tumblr_mmy84fOCEt1rwrx7po5_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf6ccf8180ee62430d6da3537f2d64bd/tumblr_mmy84fOCEt1rwrx7po6_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/635224e59d0f7bbe16d22c5bf6633153/tumblr_mmy84fOCEt1rwrx7po8_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0a33b93b64bf9849f7dfab476fa7e0dc/tumblr_mmy84fOCEt1rwrx7po7_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6801d33629ac9e646e8484d2e6055408/tumblr_mmy84fOCEt1rwrx7po9_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f7c41f7ac582426e87f6688ee4c8cbe1/tumblr_mmy84fOCEt1rwrx7po10_250.png"/><br/> <br/>http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52151285157http://fortheshire.tumblr.com/post/52151285157Tue, 04 Jun 2013 13:48:52 -0400